Evangeline ~ A Hannibal Heyes Love Story: Beware of Scam!!

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Beware of Scam!!

I don't know how many of you shop at Walmart but

be aware of a scam that I recently fell victim to. Two

seriously good looking well built cowboys came over

to my car as I was loading my purchases. They were

both shirtless, wearing only jeans and chaps and they

start wiping my windshield with a rag and windex,

while shamelessly displaying their rock hard abs and well

defined chest muscles. It was impossible not to look.

I offered them a tip but they refused and instead asked

for a ride to another store. I agreed and they got into the

backseat. On the way they start talking dirty about all the

things they would like to do to me. Then one of the cowboys

climbed into the front seat and began kissing my neck

and begging me to pull over so he could make love to me!!

While this was going on the other cowboy stole my purse!

I had my purse stolen on Monday, Tuesday, twice

on Wednesday, yesterday and most likely tomorrow!

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KarenOctober 1, 2011 at 9:45 PM
Thanks to my friend Tara for sharing this with me on facebook.
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ClarissaOctober 2, 2011 at 6:48 AM
Oh dear! How... awful! You must be ah... traumatized, you poor woman! Do please share the EXACT location of this Wal-mart so that this will ever... I mean, never, never happen to me. Ever. Because I shall definitely... *cough* avoid the place. Yes. Avoid. Right. (Lol!)
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KarenOctober 2, 2011 at 7:28 AM
I'm pretty sure that this scam with said cowboys has been happening at almost every Walmart in America. So no matter where you live you aren't safe. And how negligent of me not to describe the perpetrators. The one who stole my purse was blonde, blue eyed with a very nice butt. The one who created the tremendous distraction was dark haired, brown eyed with killer dimples. This info should be most valuable when trying to avoid being "taken" by these desperadoes. Of course there may be occasions when they could trade places. They are tricky these two. Must go now. I have to go to Walmart and buy another purse. :')
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Welcome

Welcome to my blog. It is entirely dedicated to my fanfiction story about Hannibal Heyes finding a true love. Everything here is somehow AS&J related. If you're an "Alias Smith and Jones" Fan, everything on my blog is familiar to you. If you're not a fan or you've never heard of "Alias Smith and Jones" or Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry, I hope visiting my blog will introduce you to them and make you a fan. And just to let everyone know, while I adore the show and both characters my loyalty always has and always will lie with Pete Duel's Hannibal Heyes. I have always been and will always be an unapologetic, faithful, unwavering, die hard fan of Pete's and his character.

Karen's Favorites ~ A List of My Favorite Hannibal Heyes Quotes. In no particular order.

"For one thing nobody is who they claim to be. Except for me of course." From "The Man Who Murdered Himself"
"Don't move a hair boys. 'Cause I don't wanna kill ya." From "The Posse That Wouldn't Quit"
"No you didn't, Mr. McCreedy." From "The McCreedy Bust"
"How about a weekend in Nogales?" From "Night of the Red Dog"
"It's Smith, sweetheart." From "The Reformation of Harry Briscoe"
"I guess he realized Thaddeus isn't his mother." From "How to Rob a Band in One Hard Lesson"
"One thing I ain't doin' is gettin' robbed. Put that gun away." From "The Pilot"
"Mr. Harlenjen, you already know that my partner and me are men of integrity. We don't want to be connected with anything that's crooked." From "Never Trust an Honest Man"
"Yes. Nobody would make one up that bad." From "The Day They Hanged Kid Curry"
"You stingy ol'' thing. There's nothing but hundreds here." From "The Root of It All"
"Kid, hard work agrees with you. You're beginning to think just like me." From "Night of the Red Dog"
"Don't get proddy, Wheat." From the Pilot Episode
"Ma'am, your sorrow doesn't even begin to equal mine." From "Something to Get Hung About"
"It was coming out sounding so good...I couldn't stop myself." From "Never Trust an Honest Man"
"There goes a budding career." Upon witnessing the impending lynching of Joe the bounty hunter.
"Cause that's where the money was kept." After being asked why they robbed banks. From "21 Days to Tenstrike"
"Maybe the way you play poker." After a losing poker player's comment,"Something smells around here." From "Jailbreak at Junction City"
"The one lying down with his eyes closed, Doctor." From "Night of the Red Dog"

Karen's Favorites ~ My favorite Kid Curry Quotes

The numerous "awww, no's"

"Well, my mother mostly, so they tell me."

"I don't feel a thing."

"If you live long enough."

"Good idea. What'll we use for a horse."

"Unless it's confederate money. Then it belongs to you."

"Well, I'm convinced it ain't your bag."

"I guess you'll have to ask for a bigger bonus."

"I'm gonna go over there and I'm gonna get me some dinner. And if you try and stop me, I may kill you."

"I'd say tender but then you'd feel called upon to say something clever and then I'd have to kill ya."

more to come.......

Karen's Favorites ~ My Favorite AS&J Episodes and why

Here's a list of my top 10 favorite episodes and one of the things about each one that makes it a favorite. I have added more than one for the top three. I could probably make a whole other blog about why I love my top 3. But I'll try to keep it short here.

10. "The Pilot" The "Walk off" scene is exquisite.

9. "Journey from San Juan" Heyes is unwaiveringly adorable throughout. "Captain McRavish"

8. "Stagecoach 7" Heyes shoots his gun! (and if you watch really close, he gets his shots off a whole lot quicker than Kid)

7. "Wrong Train to Brimstone" The synchronized hoist up into the train car. And Pete looks fabulous in this one.

6. "Jailbreak at Junction City" "...somethin' smells around here." "Maybe the way you play poker."

5. "Smiler With a Gun" The boys collapsing onto each other in exhaustion - fantastic acting.

4. "The Day They Hanged Kid Curry" I can't pick just one moment. I think the whole episode is hilarious.

3. "The Reformation of Harry Briscoe" Lots of Heyes on horseback. The chaps. "If either of you boys would care to join us in the fellowship of evening prayer..." and the entire scene that follows. "Mr. Smiff." Shoshone. Heyes defends a woman! "It's Smith sweetheart." "I get terrible claustrophobee!"

The dive behind the bush. Kid takes four hits before losing at blackjack.

2. "The Bounty Hunter" Lots of Heyes on horseback. The chaps....oh, God the chaps. The bear hug. From "Heyes, look what's goin' on down there." to "Let's not make it a habit" is perfection. Especially getting to see Heyes use his gun. "Wait 'til I tell you. Alright, get down." Heyes' entire story about the mayor's daughter and the church suits and the wedding cake...absolutely perfect and hilarious. Heyes and Kid's explanation as to why it's inconceivable that they could be the notorious outlaws. The boys are willing to risk their own necks to report the injustice of what happens to Joe.

1. "The Posse That Wouldn't Quit" Lots of Heyes on horseback. Heyes in his undies. Heyes sings. The Kid shows off his nice butt and his shooting skill. The horse race to the picnic spot. The girls and their crushes. The love that grows between our boys and this family. "Did you have an Apache with you?" "Must be the entire devil's hole gang." "Hang little girls." The Kid looses yet another coin toss. The only time we ever hear Kids full name "Jedediah Curry. Shoshone and Carroll. Heyes in disguise as an unruly drunk. And OMG, when he says "Don't move a hair boys," his voice is so deep and sexy I can hardly take it.

"I got rid of my mustache, why don't you get rid of yours?" Heyes tosses his tattered old hat into the air and it lands on the street as they speed off into the next episode. The only thing that could have made this episode better would have been the boys wearing chaps and Heyes shooting his Smith and Wesson.

heyes

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Beware of Scam!!

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